ESPN is reporting that A-Rod has Bitch Tits! They also said something about steroids, or something.

Yankees teammates, Roberts writes, nicknamed Rodriguez “B—h T–s” in 2005 because he put on 15 pounds in the offseason that resulted in round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids.

Rodriguez was not available for comment Thursday morning.

He was probably too busy playing with his man boobs.  Hahahha!  Damn I’m funny.

Fuck you, A-Rod!  I might not have a job, or a girl friend, or any money, but at least I don’t have bitch tits (anymore)!

(Sorry about the photo.  Here are some nice pictures of Keyra Augustina to take your mind off of it.)

Tags: A-Rod, Baseball, Bitch Tits, breasts, funny, sports, Steroids

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Popeye’s Chicken ran an Earth Day special, for some reason.  But the only Popeye’s in Minnesota didn’t participate.  The decision didn’t go over to well with this crowd.

The best part is the guy who took a $35 cab ride, on Earth Day, to buy $5 chicken.

Tags: earth day, fried chicken, funny, Minnesota, Popeyes, videos, wtf

If you’ve never heard of Falconheart, you’re an asshole. Like their geosites page says, Falconheart is Northeast Ohio’s #1 Motivational Rock band.

Rick Falcon and Randy Heart met while working together at Lady Footlocker. The two hit it off instantly when they realized that “they shared mutual interests in Rock and Roll, giving it your all, and not working at the Lady Footlocker. They quit their jobs and started Falconheart!”

Their music is like listening to “a tiger fighting a lightening bolt” or “making love to the moon.” Take a listen, and let Falconheart help you enter your “extreme kingdom” and slay your personal “lazy dragon.”  For more info on Falconheart, visit them on myspace.

Falconheart - Makin’ Your Own Luck!

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