Can your preacher turn into a jet fighter? Cause mine can, mother fucker! Maybe it’s time you stopped dicking around at your phony-baloney church (or synagogue) and got with the program.

Jesus said that if you have faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains. Well, Dr. Shine must have faith the size of his giant nuts to pull of this kind of shit!

Preach on, Dr. Shine! Preach on!

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