Meet the Shadow Hare, an insane 21-year-old virgin who thinks he’s a superhero. This dude dresses up like a Mexican Wrestler and patrols the streets of Cincinnati looking for crimes to thwart.
Now, it would be easy to make fun of this guy, but if he wasn’t “fighting crime” he’d probably be making a “ladyskin” suit out of girls he’d trapped in his basement, or mowing down his community college classmates with an assault rifle. At the end of the day I think this scenario is working out better than most would have expected. So kudos to you, Shadow Hare. Keep up the good work (but not in my town).
For more information, read this stupid shit.
Shadow Hare Part 1
Shadow Hare Part 2
Shadow Hare Part 3
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I live in cincinnati he may be all the things you claim, we would disagree. Our city is rampant with crime, our mayor couldnt give a flaming rats ass about it, the police have thier hands tied by idiotic claims of racism and we can’t get a new jail built. This guy has spread enormous good will. We feel that while its a little off someone has the stones to do something. Before you attempt to wreck this guy consider what he has brought. Do I think he’ll stop crime? no. But do I think he sends a message to the folks who work here and the useless mayors office, absolutely. The ShadowHare Kicks royal ASS.
We made fun of him for being bat shit insane (which he clearly is), but you know who else is insane? Batman, that’s who! So as we said before, “kudos to you, Shadow Hare. Keep up the good work (but not in my town).”