Google has already changed the way you navigate the internet, find directions, keep track of emails, etc. Now Google is going to revolutionize the way you understand those annoying people who don’t look, act, think or even smell like you!
Introducing Google Stereotypes, your internet guide to different races, religions, ethnic groups and sexual orientations. Google Stereotypes isn’t afraid to ask the tough questions you’re too ashamed to ask.
These screen shots have not been altered in any way (except for space). If you’ve got a problem, write to Google, not to us.
Whites
I’m a white person, and even I couldn’t explain why I like Wayne Brady. Thanks Google Stereotypes!
Blacks
Usually if you ask these types of questions, Al Sharpton will show up and take a dump on your lawn. But thanks to Google Stereotypes, you can ask away from the comfort of your own home, and the NAACP is none the wiser. Thanks Google Stereotypes!
Mexicans
Why do Mexicans park their cars on their lawns? I guess it’s because they are so busy having children and “staring” at things. Thanks Google Stereotypes!
Asians
“Why Asians so smart?” Oh Google Stereotypes, you do the best impressions!
Jews
Hey, those questions weren’t too offensive. I’m surprised a company that controls most of the media on the internet let the Jews get off so easy. Oy Vey! Thanks Google Stereotypes!
Gay Guys
Oh Google Stereotypes, you’re suuuuch a biiiitch!
Puerto Ricans
Uh oh! Something tells me a Mexican dude must have written this one. See, Google Stereotypes! I’m learning!
Black Men
Wow, next time I’m dating an overweight half-white half-Asian woman I’ll be sure to keep a close eye on her if we go to Dave & Busters. Thanks Google Stereotypes!
Indians
You’d think with so many Indians working in the tech sector one of them would have done something about these insulting questions. Oh well. Thanks Google Stereotypes!
Fat People
Jeez, Google Stereotypes. The answer to most of these questions is “because they’re fat.” You weren’t very helpful this time. Oh well. Thanks anyway, Google Stereotypes.
Bonus
Here are a few bonus questions that were too good to leave out. Ever wondered why Italians can’t, don’t, and should never sell cars? Or why Mexicans don’t drink Molson and fire rockets at the US? Google Stereotypes has!
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The Google “stereotypes” are based on the searches people do, not Google itself. If you want to blame someone, blame idiot people who search for these things. Or, you can keep being angry for no reason toward a website that didn’t do anything to you. Your call.
You missed the funniest of all. “Why do christians” - go on, try it.
If you type “I am”, google comes up with “I am extremely terrified of chinese people”
You’re retarded. Google doesn’t just make up stereotypes and include them when people start typing what they want to search for. The results are the aggregate of previous searches done by others, not by google. If 100,000,000 people search for “why are niggers thieving bastards” when the next person starts their search and types “why are n” that search phrase will come up because, oh, 100,000,000 other people already searched for it!
it’s a coded response, and it changes over time. No one made a decision to include these racially charged search suggestions.
Kill yourself now, do humanity a favor, you stupid fuck.
And if you don’t like it, if you’re dumb enough to be offended by it, TURN OFF THE FUCKING SEARCH SUGGESTIONS IN YOUR GOOGLE PREFS, FUCKTARD!
This joke went right over Phil E. Drifter’s head. Chillax and enjoy a humor post.
Unlike most, I’m not here to point out that Google suggestions are aggregations of queries that are most commonly searched. I’m just here to vilify you for a silly mistake. (Hey, why else would the internet have been invented?)
Stare is the correct spelling. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/stare
So next time you’re “staring” at a Mexican, I hope he can correct your spelling.
This is extremely easy to fake, the search “suggestions” shown can be created based of of the users past search criteria. So if I search for a few things all starting with the same word, then the suggestions list will show MY past searches as the top suggestions.
Hey, overwrought, crabby people on the internet finding self-definition by “correcting” the mistakes of others!
Thanks, Google stereotypes..?
Phil E Drifter is really upset. So whoever was offended and got angry at the website sure as hell pissed that man off right with them Lol! He tellin them to calm down but goin nutty too!!!
Priceless!
half of these things are not even racist. There are legitimate differences between races and cultures. That doesn’t mean that using these differences to generalize or demean people is ok, but aids IS a problem in the gay community, asians DO have “squinty” or “slanty” eyes compared to westerners, and a lot of black people unfortunately CAN’T swim, due to a combination of socioeconomic factors and a tendency for black people to be high in muscle mass which makes them sink. So yeah, you can go on pretending that everybody’s the same and get into a hissy fit when someone acknowledges reality, or you can wake up and realize that saying that “Al Sharpton will come take a dump on your lawn” is much more offensive than wondering why white people can’t dance
uh. I am going to stereotype a little and say that several posters are stupid since they don’t get that the ‘google is racist’ is a joke. clearly it’s based on aggregate searches both from the user and overall. (if you’ve never searched something, google will still have suggestions.)
duh.
funny.