Archive for the “girls” Category


With a name like Cintia Dicker the jokes practically write themselves. Too bad I’m still too lazy to write one. Just look at the hot girl and shut up.

Sow of the Day - Cintia Dicker

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Sophie Monk is British, so her teeth are probably awful. Luckily you’re not looking at her teeth. You’re probably not even reading this.

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Karina Jelinek reminds me of my mom.

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Karolina Kurkova looks stupid hot. She also looks just plain stupid.

Karolina Kurkova

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Nena Ristic is from Europe, so she probably doesn’t shave her legs or arm pits, which is cool because neither do you.

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Misa Campo is here to wish you a happy Friday, even though wouldn’t touch your penis if her life depended on it.

Misa Campo

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I’m sure there is a joke about Anna Benson “corking a bat” buried somewhere in my brain, but I’m too lazy to make it.

Anna Benson

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Keely Hazell is one of the sexiest women alive. So why didn’t those morons at Esquire Magazine pick her? Because they suck. To see four other women who should have one the award, and five others who shouldn’t have, follow the link on the picture.

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