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Here’s a pointless video of porn stars Hanna Hilton and Faye Reagan dancing around in bikinis. Why is it pointless? Because a quick Google search will bring up a video of the same two girls sans bikinis doing awful things to each other. At any rate, you’re already here, so enjoy.

Watch Hanna Hilton and Faye Reagan Skank It Out for 14 Seconds

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God bless Lucy Pinder. She gives and gives and gives and asks nothing in return (except for money, which someone else is paying her). Take this video, for example. It’s probably the greatest non-porn thing you will see all week, and you don’t have to pay a dime for it. God bless America (and England, since that’s were Lucy is from). Read the rest of this entry »

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The size of British glamor model Keeley Hazell’s chest almost makes up for the awful music that’s playing in the background.

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Sow of the Day Vikki Blows’ once beat a man to death because he refused to give up his seat on the bus.* After looking at this picture, I’m OK with that.

*Not true.

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Why not start your day with Kim Kardashian, our Sow of the Day, in a bikini? She’s a beautiful girl, as long as you can suppress the image of Ray J’s dong giving her the works. Come to think of it, if you can’t do that, she’s basically a fat, disgusting tramp.

Today’s Sow of the Day is Misa Campo, the Filipina Dutch model who will someday be my wife. If my girlfriend was on fire and I had a bucket of water, I would splash the water on Misa Campo instead just to see her in a wet tee-shirt. If my girlfriend really loved me she would understand that. I hate her so much.


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With a name like Cintia Dicker the jokes practically write themselves. Too bad I’m still too lazy to write one. Just look at the hot girl and shut up.