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Introducing Google Stereotypes, your internet guide to different races, religions, ethnic groups and sexual orientations. Google Stereotypes isn’t afraid to ask the tough questions you’re too ashamed to ask. These screen shots have not been altered in any way (except for space). If you’ve got a problem, write to Google, not to us. Whites
I’m a white person, and even I couldn’t explain why I like Wayne Brady. Thanks Google Stereotypes! Blacks
Usually if you ask these types of questions, Al Sharpton will show up and take a dump on your lawn. But thanks to Google Stereotypes, you can ask away from the comfort of your own home, and the NAACP is none the wiser. Thanks Google Stereotypes! Over the past few weeks we’ve lost so many stars (or in the case of Michael Jackson and Billy Mays, super-stars). Just when you think it’s over, another celebrity bites the dust. The tension is mounting as we wait to see who will be next. Well, we here at Sickpigs.com aren’t waiting around. We’ve crunched some numbers and reached the sad conclusion that we’ll soon be saying our goodbyes to actor and TV personality Alan Thicke. So here’s our preemptive obituary to America’s sixth-favorite Canadian. RIP Alan Thicke. Singer, song writer, actor, and more, Alan Thicke was truly a jack of all trades. Alan Thicke in his beloved role as family patriarch Jason Sever on the hit show Growing Pains. Tags: Alan Thicke
In honor of Jackson’s greatest contribution to music history, here are two of his videos along side their far superior Weird AL parodies. Enjoy. Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” Weird Al’s “Eat It” Mr. T claims to know a thing or two about the ladies, but we’re not so sure. His advice is to just “be yourself” and “let the chicks fall where they may.” That’s all fine and good, except when you’re talking to Gary Coleman. Should Gary really “be himself” when that consists of being a grown man trapped in the body of an 8-year-old boy? Tags: dating, Gary Coleman, Mr. T7 Creepy Asian Toilet CommercialsAsians are years ahead of the West when it comes to toilet technology, and I’ve got the creepy commercials to prove it. 7. If the only black guy in Japan stops by your apartment to drop a deuce, make sure to stand right outside the door and talk to him while he’s washing his anus with the built-in bidet. It’s the polite thing to do. Tags: Asian Toilet Commercials, China, Japan, KoreaSickpigs.com is on vacation, so we won’t be updating much for about a week. In the meantime, buy this shirt from our friends at FullBlownRetarded.com. Trust us, your dad will love it!
A year ago I had never heard of Spencer Pratt, and I was happy. Today, I have to hear about him every day, and I am sad. Is Spencer Pratt really that big of a D-Bag? I’d imagine 90% of it is an act. But even so, everything about the man just screams “knock me in the face with a shovel and feed me an AIDS sandwich.” Unfortunately our legal system, along with my poor genetic makeup, prevent me from doing that. Luckily, our First Amendment, coupled with my abundance of free time, allows me to make crappy animations in which Spencer Pratt is physically harmed in a comical manner. So sit back and enjoy my crudely made animated tribute to Spencer Pratt. (Disclaimer - I shouldn’t have to write this, but for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT attempt to harm Spencer or Heidi Pratt in any way, shape, or form, you crazy teenagers)
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Google has already changed the way you navigate the internet, find directions, keep track of emails, etc. Now Google is going to revolutionize the way you understand those annoying people who don’t look, act, think or even smell like you!
In the coming days there will be a lot of discussion about Michael Jackson’s legacy. While everyone will have a different opinion of the man and his music, clearly all of us are indebted to Jackson. Even if you weren’t a fan, it’s important to keep in mind that without Michael Jackson the world would have never known the greatest artist in the history of mankind: Weird AL Yankovic. Just as John the Baptist heralded the coming of Christ, so to did Michael Jackson prepare the way for Weird Al.
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