Poor Kermit. I guess you don’t have someone’s hand up your ass for that long with out getting pretty damn attached.

This made us laugh like hell, but we’re not sure why. Eh, who cares.

Man, Sheila is one cold-hearted beotch!

And I thought Joe Jackson was a good father.

I think those eggs may have spoiled.

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A more eloquent depiction of the two-party system I cannot recall. That’s why I vote for the Lemon Party.

If their names are any indication, this couple was made for each other.