Sophie Monk is British, so her teeth are probably awful. Luckily you’re not looking at her teeth. You’re probably not even reading this.

I’m not sure how to feel about “Knock-Knock Knockers.” The theme song makes me want to throw my computer’s speakers against a wall. The jokes being told aren’t even remotely funny. And the whole concept is extremely patronizing.

Not to mention the whole KKK thing.

But, at the end of the day, there are girls in their underwear, so I went ahead and watched them all. Damn you, Knock-Knock Knockers! Damn you!

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