Falcor from The Never Ending Story sure does have a way with the ladies. It’s not a good way, exactly. It’s more of a date-rapey way. Although in all fairness, she looked like she was into it at the time. I think she might just be experiencing buyer’s remorse, and trying to pin it on Falcor.

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I wish Night Court was still on the air.

If you’ve never heard of Falconheart, you’re an asshole. Like their geosites page says, Falconheart is Northeast Ohio’s #1 Motivational Rock band.

Rick Falcon and Randy Heart met while working together at Lady Footlocker. The two hit it off instantly when they realized that “they shared mutual interests in Rock and Roll, giving it your all, and not working at the Lady Footlocker. They quit their jobs and started Falconheart!”

Their music is like listening to “a tiger fighting a lightening bolt” or “making love to the moon.” Take a listen, and let Falconheart help you enter your “extreme kingdom” and slay your personal “lazy dragon.”  For more info on Falconheart, visit them on myspace.

Falconheart - Makin’ Your Own Luck!

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