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A more eloquent depiction of the two-party system I cannot recall. That’s why I vote for the Lemon Party.

Politics makes strange bedfellows …

We’re probably not the first to make this comparison, but Barack Obama is a lot like singer/songwriter Dave Matthews. On the surface, there’s not a lot to outright hate about either of them. However, try spending five minutes with one of their hardcore fans. You’ll find yourself wishing AIDS on both men just to spite their awful, awful supporters.

In honor of Obama’s inauguration, we’ve compiled a list of the ten most annoying Barak Obama supporters. Some are celebrities, and some are just random YouTube assholes. It’s not a perfect list, but considering there are literally millions of these “yes we can” chanting turds to choose from, I think we did a pretty good job.

So, without further ado…

10. will.i.am (Musician - The Blacked Peas)

“A new day is dawning. One where people deal with one another with respect…”

This from a man who sings Let’s Get Retarded in Here. I hope somebody uses a tire iron to knock that stupid hat off your head. By the way, Where is the Love is one of the worst songs ever recorded.

9. THISISMYCATFACE (YouTube Poster)

“How about (a) student loan amnesty where everyone is forgiven for their student loans.”

Yeah, that’s a great fucking idea. The entire financial sector is crumbling because assholes like you can’t make their mortgage payments. But hey, fuck it. It’s only billions and billions of dollars that people knowingly borrowed and agreed to pay back. Why should they be forced to pay?

You know, I don’t like paying for ice cream, either. Everyday should be free fucking ice cream day. And we should swap weekends with weekdays. That way everyone will only have to work for two days, and we can spend the other five days eating our free ice cream!

Or maybe you can use your fucking education to get a job and pay back your loans, you fucking deadbeat. Read the rest of this entry »