Meet the Shadow Hare, an insane 21-year-old virgin who thinks he’s a superhero. This dude dresses up like a Mexican Wrestler and patrols the streets of Cincinnati looking for crimes to thwart.

Now, it would be easy to make fun of this guy, but if he wasn’t “fighting crime” he’d probably be making a “ladyskin” suit out of girls he’d trapped in his basement, or mowing down his community college classmates with an assault rifle. At the end of the day I think this scenario is working out better than most would have expected. So kudos to you, Shadow Hare.  Keep up the good work (but not in my town).

For more information, read this stupid shit.

Shadow Hare Part 1

Shadow Hare Part 2

Shadow Hare Part 3