With a name like Cintia Dicker the jokes practically write themselves. Too bad I’m still too lazy to write one. Just look at the hot girl and shut up.
Posts Tagged “Sow of the Day”Sophie Monk is British, so her teeth are probably awful. Luckily you’re not looking at her teeth. You’re probably not even reading this.
Karolina Kurkova looks stupid hot. She also looks just plain stupid.
Nena Ristic is from Europe, so she probably doesn’t shave her legs or arm pits, which is cool because neither do you.
Misa Campo is here to wish you a happy Friday, even though wouldn’t touch your penis if her life depended on it. I’m sure there is a joke about Anna Benson “corking a bat” buried somewhere in my brain, but I’m too lazy to make it. Natalia is so awesome that she doesn’t need a last name. She’s like Sting, or Bono, or that stripper you accidentally killed at your brother’s bachelor party. Wasn’t her name Mystique? |
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