Meet the Shadow Hare, an insane 21-year-old virgin who thinks he’s a superhero. This dude dresses up like a Mexican Wrestler and patrols the streets of Cincinnati looking for crimes to thwart.
Now, it would be easy to make fun of this guy, but if he wasn’t “fighting crime” he’d probably be making a “ladyskin” suit out of girls he’d trapped in his basement, or mowing down his community college classmates with an assault rifle. At the end of the day I think this scenario is working out better than most would have expected. So kudos to you, Shadow Hare. Keep up the good work (but not in my town).
Popeye’s Chicken ran an Earth Day special, for some reason. But the only Popeye’s in Minnesota didn’t participate. The decision didn’t go over to well with this crowd.
The best part is the guy who took a $35 cab ride, on Earth Day, to buy $5 chicken.
Rick Falcon and Randy Heart met while working together at Lady Footlocker. The two hit it off instantly when they realized that “they shared mutual interests in Rock and Roll, giving it your all, and not working at the Lady Footlocker. They quit their jobs and started Falconheart!”
Their music is like listening to “a tiger fighting a lightening bolt” or “making love to the moon.” Take a listen, and let Falconheart help you enter your “extreme kingdom” and slay your personal “lazy dragon.” For more info on Falconheart, visit them on myspace.
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